Zombie survival for n0obs

If you get stuck in a zombie epidemic:

1. Get a weapon for close combat and a big gun or a more portable weapon or at least a makeshift one e.g. an aerosol + a lighter- voila, instant flamethrower.
2. Get fit. No point in running if you’re a 35-stone slob.
3. Zombies are dumb animals. They will never suspect a trap.
4. Lights out. Zombies will be attracted by halogen.
5. NO GAPING! Zombies may waste a little time and you must use these seconds to escape.
6. Sleep safe. Fortify your sleeping place.
7. No toys. This is a zombie apocalypse mate, luxuries can wait.
8. Don’t hesitate. Have a weapon, have no conscience.
9. Have backup. Stay near each other.
10. Formulate a plan. Blind heroics will probably get you killed.