Zombie survival for n0obs
If you get stuck in a zombie epidemic:
- Get a weapon for close combat and a big gun or a more portable weapon or at least a makeshift one e.g. an aerosol + a lighter- voila, instant flamethrower.
- Get fit. No point in running if you’re a 35-stone slob.
- Zombies are dumb animals. They will never suspect a trap.
- Lights out. Zombies will be attracted by halogen.
- NO GAPING! Zombies may waste a little time and you must use these seconds to escape.
- Sleep safe. Fortify your sleeping place.
- No toys. This is a zombie apocalypse mate, luxuries can wait.
- Don’t hesitate. Have a weapon, have no conscience.
- Have backup. Stay near each other.
- Formulate a plan. Blind heroics will probably get you killed.