Zombies

Zombie survival for n0obs

If you get stuck in a zombie epidemic:

Get a weapon for close combat and a big gun or a more portable weapon or at least a makeshift one e.g. an aerosol + a lighter- voila, instant flamethrower.
Get fit. No point in running if you’re a 35-stone slob.
Zombies are dumb animals. They will never suspect a trap.
Lights out. Zombies will be attracted by halogen.
NO GAPING! Zombies may waste a little time and you must use these seconds to escape.
Sleep safe. Fortify your sleeping place.
No toys. This is a zombie apocalypse mate, luxuries can wait.
Don’t hesitate. Have a weapon, have no conscience.
Have backup. Stay near each other.
Formulate a plan. Blind heroics will probably get you killed.

Uncategorized | Zacster | June 11, 2010 10:56 AM

By Helen, June 12, 2010 @ 8:21 AM

Vital information, thank you. Do you reckon King’s Lynn is safe?
By Casey, June 15, 2010 @ 1:07 PM

You forgot one step! You obviously have to raid the nearest supermarket for provisions!

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